happy valentines day to all the lovers in the world!
BUT for those who are single and lonely like me alas don’t fret I have found a solution. So dry your eyes, hold your head up high, and buy a damn cactus. Thats what I did today. Who needs companionship, love, intimacy, connection or trust when you have a spiky, succulent plant? NOT THIS GAL
Great attitude. I just realized it was Valentine’s Day. This might partly explain why I am single.
–JW